♪ Alone and forsaken by fate and by man… ♫
let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick
- it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
- i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT
- i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
- IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK
The beautiful skies of Destiny
- in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
- she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
- she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
- larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation
Are you telling me the fate of 12 billion people is in the hands of these criminals?
Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies
I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight
She slipped and fell. I swear.