Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

For more, check my FAQ and the About Me

吸我的家伙,我是鲨鱼


YOU ARE SO DUMB RIGHT NOW SO DUMB WHO STEALS A CAR TO RESCUE PEOPLE WHO DON’T NEED RESCUING COME THE FUCK ON WOMAN YOU COULDN’T WAIT A LITTLE WHILE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE YOU

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