Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

For more, check my FAQ and the About Me

吸我的家伙,我是鲨鱼


"I was the anon earlier asking you about the straight bitches post. I didn't see any reblog info on the post itself so I assumed it was original... ignore my query. Regardless, I fucking love your blog!"
asked by: Anonymous

Oh, well fuck. Thank you random kind anon.

And yeah that post was too fucking funny not to reblog, even if I’m not a lesbian.

3 months ago + 0 notes + reblog
#asks  #anon