Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

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bunnyearsberry:

“W-What do I do, just go up and tell her I like her and give her a flower or some sappy cra—”

“Noah! Language!”

“Sorry, sappy stuff? She’s going to laugh in my face! And no way Puckasaurus Rex is gonna embarrass himself. Over a stupid…stupid girl!”

“Noah, trust me, Mercedes will love the flower and the gesture! You have to be brave, Noah! Like the toaster! Be brave!”

“…You’re just pushing me towards her so you can have more play dates with that Quinn girl.”

“First play dates, then real dates, then marriage!”

AU: Puckleberry!Siblings meet Quinn and her babysitter Mercedes in a local park. Puckcedes and Faberry hijinks begin.

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#otp: I don't hate you  #spirit animal  #puckzilla