Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

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today I sat in class staring at everyone in the room trying to figure out what kind of tumblrs they’d have.

The girl 3 rows over would have one of those hipster blogs that posts starving african children infrequent enough that you follow them but frequent enough to feel guilty for having bottled water and a computer. She would also complain about her personality being stifled and write passive-aggressive read mores at 2am.

The guy in front of me… kittens and “artistic manipulations of the male persona in such a way that exemplifies their flaws and physical strengths” (aka gay porn gifs). Oh, and futuristic cars with the folding up doors and shit.

Girl next to me - fashion blog and more hours logged on polyvore than sleeping. Also, occasional pictures of hamburgers and sporadic postings of famous “hunk” celebrities she wants to bone.

Girl next to guy in front of me has to be a Sherlock or Who fangirl. Probably denies it, posts pictures of tattoos/tattoo artists, “edgy” quotes with skinny font, guys in skinny jeans and high fashion clothes that no one would ever wear on the street and gifs of baby animals.

3 months ago + 3 notes + reblog
#tumblr  #college adventures  #what I do in abnormal psych class