Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

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guys guys guys

people are reblogging my text post telling me how dripping is acceptable.

DRIPPING

DRIPPING

DRIPPING

areyouaDOGtho?

3 months ago + 7 notes + reblog
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  1. swaans said: NO! dripping is NEVER acceptable. jfc
  2. hemomylove said: oh dak, i love you bro
  3. likeastarinight said: … like on a kitchen bench? I mean wut.
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