Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

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吸我的家伙，我是鲨鱼

swiftjennifer replied to your post: dak, i’ve recently introduced someone to the idea of faberry. i can’t find it, but i know there’s a post you made once about all the reasons and little signs of faberry there have been. if you can’t find it, can you send me the BEST example of faberry in a video or something.. one that’s not a manip but a legit composition of faberry scenes.or if you find a text post with a list of all their moments.. i’d appreciate it. thankss!

perfect post is perfect. thanks dak :)

Sorry it got so long babe but I was trolling my own tags and got carried away.

likeastarinight replied to your post: guys guys guys people are reblogging my text post…

… like on a kitchen bench? I mean wut.

I really REALLY need Sabrina to see this.

ivebeengleedbaby replied to your post: guys guys guys people are reblogging my text post…

oh dak, i love you bro

All the love brocam. This showed up on my dash and I started giggling like a little girl:

Reblogging just because “dripping” is TOTALLY acceptable and sometimes preferred.

I know some girls get more wet than others but do people understand the imagry that comes with imagining some girl just dripping everywhere, like a waterfall or a slip n’ slide or is this just me fuck.

3 months ago + 1 note + reblog
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