Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

For more, check my FAQ and the About Me

吸我的家伙，我是鲨鱼

So this is my awkwardly worded post trying to be friendly to all my new followers while not-so-subtly apologizing for the unquality-ness that is my blog.

To quote the great scholar Elanor:

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