Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

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The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

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teadalek:

bashinginminds:

bedazzledbacon:

Hey, RIB.

How about instead of adding more gay characters, you let the ones you already have come out of the closet? Everyone wants me to finally admit that I’d like to pop Rachel’s berry.

(Un)sincerely yours,
Quinn Fabray

Ms. Fabray,

We have taken your idea into consideration, and decided against it.

We’ve noticed you’ve been getting a little too independent lately, so we’re going to hook you up with this new guy.  His name is Joe.  You might have met him.  He doesn’t know how to wash his hair and probably lives a Minibus that has peace signs and flowers spray painted on it.  But he’s a man, so he must have some redeeming qualities.

You may continue with the longing looks if you wish.  And don’t pretend like you haven’t already popped Rachel’s Berry.  We know what you two do in the bathrooms.  Just remember to keep it subtextual.  And stop asking her who she was singing to.

Remember, we own your soul, at least until you graduate.

RIB

PS: Please stop with the blazers.  It’s getting really hard to convince people you’re straight.  

#’And frankly we’d rather hit you with a truck than give you a lesbian storyline.’

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#jfc  #I would be laughing if it wasn't so true  #off to class see y'all later  #otp: I don't hate you  #faberry