Hi. I'm Dak. Offensive Douchebag Extraordinaire. Nerd. Male. US of A. College Student. Flirt. Spaz-case. 21 years young. Puck is my spirit animal, with a dash of Sam.

This is a Lea Michele, Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence appreciation zone.

Sometimes I write. Most of the time I talk.

The Captain to my Lieutenant
The Bitch and Asshole to my Douchebag
The Arizona to my Mark

The Wife & Mi Esposa (she's european)

For more, check my FAQ and the About Me

吸我的家伙，我是鲨鱼

What to Expect 

Alright so I’m going to post my brotps, otps, otfs, etc all here. If something is bold it is my otp for the character(s).

Doctor Who

• Rose/Doctor
• TARDIS/Doctor
• Rory/Amy
• Amy/Doctor
• intergalactic lesbians with samurai swords

Misfits

• Nathan/Kelly
• Simon/Alisha

GoT

• Dany/Drogo
• Arya/screentime
• Lannistercest
• Tyrion/women

Glee

• Faberry
• Pina
• Santana/Happiness
• Finn/Fire
• Pezberry
• Brittana
• Kum
• Fuck
• Samtana
• Artina
• Tike
• Pucktana
• Samtana
• Fritters
• Quitt
• Puckleberry
• St. Puck
• Spuck
• Cherry
• Sebofsky
• Samofsky
• Santofsky
• Pucktofsky
• Sambastian
• Fabang

Firefly

• Mal/Inara
• Zoe/Wash
• River/killing people with her mind
• Kaylee/grease
• Jayne/his hat

The Hunger Games

• Katniss/Independence
• Madgeniss
• Joniss
• Galeniss
• Finnick/Annie
• Finnick/Gale

Grey’s Anatomy

• Slexie
• Calzona
• Mark/Nurses
• Cristina/Surgery/anyone but Owen
• Cristina/Meredith
• Alex/Izzy
• Izzy/George
• Arizona/Alex
• MerDer
• Bailey/Nurse
• Chief/Jackson’s Mom
• Jackson/Kepner
• Jackson/Mark
• Mark/Addison

The Walking Dead (tv)

• Glenn/Maggie
• Shane/life
• Darryl/Bow
• Darryl/Carrol
• Andrea/Shane

Castle

• Caskett

+ Notes + reblog