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THE OFFICIAL SHARKNADO TRAILER IS OUT
there is literally no way to overestimate how much I want to see this movie
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t
MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING
So did mine.
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
the last paragraph though
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.