faberry + tumblr text posts




tripletrilby:

artichuka:

THE OFFICIAL SHARKNADO TRAILER IS OUT

there is literally no way to overestimate how much I want to see this movie




bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room







cutlerish:

oddspeakandco:

iampunkassbetch:

I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t

MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING

So did mine.




tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.




iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck




ohelloclaire:

the last paragraph though

ohelloclaire:

the last paragraph though




drarna:

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours




so i only wear this bra in the house because it’s too small

tits-mcgeek:

ho-ho-my-lad:

and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute

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possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.